From time to time William declares that with amazing powers comes amazing opportunities. I have tried to explain to him the importance of the work we do on Project Atomic Prometheus as well as the serious nature of his duties to test new technology that may be of benefit to our troops in the ceaseless fight against Communism. Regardless he is an excitable youth and given to his own flights of fancy and what he calls "civic duty". Below I have included an example of this behavior.
I would like it to be known that I counseled against it.