Rikenstein: I am afraid you are quite wrong, William.
Psychobilly: But just consider it, doc, as a possibility. Not everyone uses the same set of definitions.
Rikenstein: That is why we have dictionaries, William, so that persons with different vocabularies can communicate.
Psychobilly: I'm just saying that a space man does not have to come from Mars to be a Martian.
Rikenstein: Yes it does, William. De facto, categorically and by definition, a space man must be from Mars to be a Martian.
Psychobilly: What if he was a Martian born in Nebraska? He'd still be a Martian only he would also be a Nebraskan. Only you wouldn't call him a Nebraskan, now would you?
Rikenstein: No, that would still be a Martian.
Psychobilly: Right. So what we have locked in the other room is a Martian from some other planet.
Rikenstein: This is your concern? Not the potential invasion of our world by an alien species? What to call it?
Psychobilly: Oh that's not a concern. I decided to call him "Ted".